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Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game box art
2015 Ranked #6,076

Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game

Navigate a laboratory that destroys and rebuilds itself every turn, protect your cake, and weaponize Aperture Science against your friends.

Video Game Theme Science Fiction Area Majority / Influence Modular Board

Players

2-4

Play time

30-45 min

Age

15+

Complexity

2.14/5

Rating

6.14

Harder to teach Highly interactive Light strategy

Overview

At a glance

Is this game right for my group?

ABG editorial scores on a 1–5 scale.

Teachability 3.3/5

Harder to teach

Replay value 3.8/5

High replayability

Interaction 4.5/5

Highly interactive

Player scaling 3.8/5

Scales well

Strategic depth 2.8/5

Light strategy

Player control 3.3/5

Luck-sensitive

Setup time About 10 min
Teach time About 18 min
Table footprint Standard
Recommended edition Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game – Cryptozoic English edition (2015)
High language dependence
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How it plays

How does it play?

Move test subjects through a shifting Aperture Science laboratory, deliver cake, and incinerate your rivals’ careful experiments.

Core mechanisms

Key systems that shape the decisions players make.

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Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game turns Aperture Science into a constantly recycling tactical arena. Players deploy test subjects onto linked chamber panels, move one group, then activate a chamber on the old edge of the laboratory to claim its reward. That chamber is flipped and moved to the new edge, incinerating every test subject and cake slice left behind. Aperture cards introduce portals, turrets, the Companion Cube, and changing character effects that can overturn a careful plan. The experiment ends when a player loses every test subject or every cake slice; the player with the most surviving cake in the laboratory wins.

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Editions

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Edition Year Language Publisher / Region
Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game – Cryptozoic English edition (2015) 2015 English Cryptozoic Entertainment / US

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Play and group

Players
2–4
Play time
30–45 min
Age
15+
Complexity
2.1/5
Language dependence
High
App
None app

Practicalities

Setup time
About 10 min
Teach time
About 18 min
Teardown time
About 8 min
Table footprint
Standard

Campaign and continuity

Group continuity
Flexible
Resettable
Fully Resettable

Edition and product

Recommended edition
Portal: The Uncooperative Cake Acquisition Game – Cryptozoic English edition (2015)
Language
English
Region
US
Availability
Out Of Print
Edition type
Standard
Current edition
No
Consumable components
None.
Compatibility
Verified Cryptozoic English Edition From 2015; Out Of Print, With A Live English Edition Offer.
Credits and catalog connections

Credits

Designers

1
Jeep Barnett

Publishers

1
Cryptozoic Entertainment

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